Monday, November 30, 2009

Those tears really make you look badass, pause, not

What, does this little douche think he is a terrorist or something? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that is not a real gun and he's probably never even committed one suicide bombing. I could go America all over this kids ass and push him over really easy and then I'd say "You're crying? There's no crying in war!" and then I would mock him for not getting my League of Their Own reference.
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Friday, November 27, 2009

So you're in the toilet, get over it already

I think his parents acted appropriately by taking this picture and ensuring that the internet can mock this little dork forever. I bet this little falling-in-the-toilet incident set back his potty training by a good year or so.
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

This kid is reason enough to hate Duke

How can this kids dad just sit there and watch him make such a fool of himself? If I was this guy, I would just walk away and be like "I'll be in the car, come out when you're done being such a pussy" either that or I would poke him in the chest and be like "you suck bro, you suck big time."
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Eating fail

Way to go idiot, you got food all over your face. What is that anyway? It looks like diarrhea. This kid will probably grow up to be that guy that can't eat anything without getting pizza sauce or whatever all over his face and then he walks around like that for the rest of the day because he doesn't have any real friends to tell him that he's got food scraps all over his idiot face.
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Yeah, those dinky potato sack slides are really hardcore

I understand how this little kid must be so scared. Oh, wait, no I don't because those potato sack slides are basically the lamest ride at every County Fair.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Somebody needs to slap this kid and tell him to grow a pair

Really kid? It's a flu shot not a gun shot. If this little loser thinks a tiny needle hurts, I'd love to see his dumb face after some H1N1. Yeah, and I bet all those little shits that are laughing at him cried like little babies too.
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Monday, November 16, 2009

This kid's afraid of a butterfly


What a complete loser. He's probably going to grow up to be afraid of strip clubs and whiskey too. Seriously, if I was this kids parent, I'd be like "you're such a punk bitch, grow up."
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