Tuesday, January 5, 2010

If I were a pigeon I would have done the same thing

You can imagine this kid was messing with the pigeons right before this happened and then he was all like "ahhh, the tables have turned and now I am getting shit on!" I bet his parents didn't let him come inside until they sprayed him down with the garden hose in the front yard.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Nice haricut, why don't you cry about it

First of all, this haircut absolutely sucks. And second of all, who cries over a haircut? If I were this little crybaby's parents, I would make him wear like a really sweet looking mullet or rat tail thing (you know, like where the hair is short in the front but there's a really long tail in the back). And then maybe he wouldn't look like such a bitch.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

What a 30 year old virgin looks like at 10

I hope his parents never let him live this down and they're always like "Hey Jimmy, remember that time we went to the petting zoo and you peed your pants because you were so scared of a horse? I mean, a horse for Christ's sake!"

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Look what you did, you little jerk

This kid is so stupid. Who cries when meeting a guy who gives out Nintendo games and Nerf guns every year? Santa probably would never go to this kids house anyway. Also, check out this blog.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Little kids are scared of fun

I guess you can't blame this kid completely. Look at her dumb mom who's also scared. It's a freaking roller coaster not Michael Jackson's pedophile village or whatever. I imagine this kid making this face whenever she is doing something that normal people would consider fun, like eating cotton candy or riding dirt bikes or whatever.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009


Wow kid, you're cool. That tattoo is clearly fake and it's not even a cool fake tattoo like a unicorn fighting a narwhal or a Bald Eagle with an American flag.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

A good example of how not to use a slip n' slide

Don't invite this kid to your party. She will probably end up falling all over the place and breaking things.