What a 30 year old virgin looks like at 10

I hope his parents never let him live this down and they're always like "Hey Jimmy, remember that time we went to the petting zoo and you peed your pants because you were so scared of a horse? I mean, a horse for Christ's sake!"

What a 30 year old virgin looks like at 10

Look what you did, you little jerk

This kid is so stupid. Who cries when meeting a guy who gives out Nintendo games and Nerf guns every year? Santa probably would never go to this kids house anyway. Also, check out this blog.

Look what you did, you little jerk

Little kids are scared of fun

I guess you can't blame this kid completely. Look at her dumb mom who's also scared. It's a freaking roller coaster not Michael Jackson's pedophile village or whatever. I imagine this kid making this face whenever she is doing something that normal people would consider fun, like eating cotton candy or riding dirt bikes or whatever.

Little kids are scared of fun

Fake!

Wow kid, you're cool. That tattoo is clearly fake and it's not even a cool fake tattoo like a unicorn fighting a narwhal or a Bald Eagle with an American flag.

Fake!

A good example of how not to use a slip n' slide

Don't invite this kid to your party. She will probably end up falling all over the place and breaking things.

A good example of how not to use a slip n' slide

This kid is so weak that even his old ass grandpa owned him at football

I bet you that old guy's knees don't even work properly and yet, he blew that little kid up with an epic stiff arm. I hope grandpa did a sweet touchdown dance in this kid's grass-stained face after this ownage and I bet he said something like "don't stand on the tracks when the train's coming through, bitch."

This kid is so weak that even his old ass grandpa owned him at football

His parents immediatly regretted buying this trumpet

This kid is so bad at playing the trumpet that only stuffed animals will listen to his crappy playing. I wish I was there so I could tell him to just give up and that he is making his teddy bears ears bleed.

His parents immediatly regretted buying this trumpet

Trust me, little kids absolutely suck at snowball fights

If this little punk tried to throw a snowball at me I would push her down and whitewash her face into the snow and ice, even though her snowball probably wouldn't even come close to me because of her crappy snowball making/throwing skills. And then I'd be like "Don't start what you can't finish, you big crybaby."

Trust me, little kids absolutely suck at snowball fights

No matter how much they practice, little kids will never beat me in a fight

Don't let the belts fool you, I bet I could take on all these little ninja wannabes at the same time. I would just push the big fat one on the right into all the smaller ones.

No matter how much they practice, little kids will never beat me in a fight

Those tears really make you look badass, pause, not

What, does this little douche think he is a terrorist or something? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that is not a real gun and he's probably never even committed one suicide bombing. I could go America all over this kids ass and push him over really easy and then I'd say "You're crying? There's no crying in war!" and then I would mock him for not getting my League of Their Own reference.

Those tears really make you look badass, pause, not

So you're in the toilet, get over it already

I think his parents acted appropriately by taking this picture and ensuring that the internet can mock this little dork forever. I bet this little falling-in-the-toilet incident set back his potty training by a good year or so.

So you're in the toilet, get over it already

This kid is reason enough to hate Duke

How can this kids dad just sit there and watch him make such a fool of himself? If I was this guy, I would just walk away and be like "I'll be in the car, come out when you're done being such a pussy" either that or I would poke him in the chest and be like "you suck bro, you suck big time."

This kid is reason enough to hate Duke

Eating fail

Way to go idiot, you got food all over your face. What is that anyway? It looks like diarrhea. This kid will probably grow up to be that guy that can't eat anything without getting pizza sauce or whatever all over his face and then he walks around like that for the rest of the day because he doesn't have any real friends to tell him that he's got food scraps all over his idiot face.

Eating fail

Yeah, those dinky potato sack slides are really hardcore

I understand how this little kid must be so scared. Oh, wait, no I don't because those potato sack slides are basically the lamest ride at every County Fair.

Yeah, those dinky potato sack slides are really hardcore

Somebody needs to slap this kid and tell him to grow a pair

Really kid? It's a flu shot not a gun shot. If this little loser thinks a tiny needle hurts, I'd love to see his dumb face after some H1N1. Yeah, and I bet all those little shits that are laughing at him cried like little babies too.

Somebody needs to slap this kid and tell him to grow a pair

This kid's afraid of a butterfly

What a complete loser. He's probably going to grow up to be afraid of strip clubs and whiskey too. Seriously, if I was this kids parent, I'd be like "you're such a punk bitch, grow up."

This kid's afraid of a butterfly