Nice haricut, why don't you cry about it

First of all, this haircut absolutely sucks. And second of all, who cries over a haircut? If I were this little crybaby's parents, I would make him wear like a really sweet looking mullet or rat tail thing (you know, like where the hair is short in the front but there's a really long tail in the back). And then maybe he wouldn't look like such a bitch.

Nice haricut, why don't you cry about it

Look what you did, you little jerk

This kid is so stupid. Who cries when meeting a guy who gives out Nintendo games and Nerf guns every year? Santa probably would never go to this kids house anyway. Also, check out this blog.

Look what you did, you little jerk

Those tears really make you look badass, pause, not

What, does this little douche think he is a terrorist or something? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that is not a real gun and he's probably never even committed one suicide bombing. I could go America all over this kids ass and push him over really easy and then I'd say "You're crying? There's no crying in war!" and then I would mock him for not getting my League of Their Own reference.

Those tears really make you look badass, pause, not

So you're in the toilet, get over it already

I think his parents acted appropriately by taking this picture and ensuring that the internet can mock this little dork forever. I bet this little falling-in-the-toilet incident set back his potty training by a good year or so.

So you're in the toilet, get over it already

This kid is reason enough to hate Duke

How can this kids dad just sit there and watch him make such a fool of himself? If I was this guy, I would just walk away and be like "I'll be in the car, come out when you're done being such a pussy" either that or I would poke him in the chest and be like "you suck bro, you suck big time."

This kid is reason enough to hate Duke

Somebody needs to slap this kid and tell him to grow a pair

Really kid? It's a flu shot not a gun shot. If this little loser thinks a tiny needle hurts, I'd love to see his dumb face after some H1N1. Yeah, and I bet all those little shits that are laughing at him cried like little babies too.

Somebody needs to slap this kid and tell him to grow a pair