If I were a pigeon I would have done the same thing

You can imagine this kid was messing with the pigeons right before this happened and then he was all like "ahhh, the tables have turned and now I am getting shit on!" I bet his parents didn't let him come inside until they sprayed him down with the garden hose in the front yard.

If I were a pigeon I would have done the same thing

What a 30 year old virgin looks like at 10

I hope his parents never let him live this down and they're always like "Hey Jimmy, remember that time we went to the petting zoo and you peed your pants because you were so scared of a horse? I mean, a horse for Christ's sake!"

What a 30 year old virgin looks like at 10

Look what you did, you little jerk

This kid is so stupid. Who cries when meeting a guy who gives out Nintendo games and Nerf guns every year? Santa probably would never go to this kids house anyway. Also, check out this blog.

Look what you did, you little jerk

Little kids are scared of fun

I guess you can't blame this kid completely. Look at her dumb mom who's also scared. It's a freaking roller coaster not Michael Jackson's pedophile village or whatever. I imagine this kid making this face whenever she is doing something that normal people would consider fun, like eating cotton candy or riding dirt bikes or whatever.

Little kids are scared of fun

Yeah, those dinky potato sack slides are really hardcore

I understand how this little kid must be so scared. Oh, wait, no I don't because those potato sack slides are basically the lamest ride at every County Fair.

Yeah, those dinky potato sack slides are really hardcore

This kid's afraid of a butterfly

What a complete loser. He's probably going to grow up to be afraid of strip clubs and whiskey too. Seriously, if I was this kids parent, I'd be like "you're such a punk bitch, grow up."

This kid's afraid of a butterfly