Showing posts with label kids suck at stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids suck at stuff. Show all posts

Friday, December 18, 2009

Little kids are scared of fun

I guess you can't blame this kid completely. Look at her dumb mom who's also scared. It's a freaking roller coaster not Michael Jackson's pedophile village or whatever. I imagine this kid making this face whenever she is doing something that normal people would consider fun, like eating cotton candy or riding dirt bikes or whatever.
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Sunday, December 13, 2009

A good example of how not to use a slip n' slide

Don't invite this kid to your party. She will probably end up falling all over the place and breaking things.
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Friday, December 11, 2009

This kid is so weak that even his old ass grandpa owned him at football

I bet you that old guy's knees don't even work properly and yet, he blew that little kid up with an epic stiff arm. I hope grandpa did a sweet touchdown dance in this kid's grass-stained face after this ownage and I bet he said something like "don't stand on the tracks when the train's coming through, bitch."
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

His parents immediatly regretted buying this trumpet

This kid is so bad at playing the trumpet that only stuffed animals will listen to his crappy playing. I wish I was there so I could tell him to just give up and that he is making his teddy bears ears bleed.
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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Trust me, little kids absolutely suck at snowball fights

If this little punk tried to throw a snowball at me I would push her down and whitewash her face into the snow and ice, even though her snowball probably wouldn't even come close to me because of her crappy snowball making/throwing skills. And then I'd be like "Don't start what you can't finish, you big crybaby."
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Thursday, December 3, 2009

No matter how much they practice, little kids will never beat me in a fight

Don't let the belts fool you, I bet I could take on all these little ninja wannabes at the same time. I would just push the big fat one on the right into all the smaller ones.
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