A good example of how not to use a slip n' slide

Don't invite this kid to your party. She will probably end up falling all over the place and breaking things.

A good example of how not to use a slip n' slide

This kid is so weak that even his old ass grandpa owned him at football

I bet you that old guy's knees don't even work properly and yet, he blew that little kid up with an epic stiff arm. I hope grandpa did a sweet touchdown dance in this kid's grass-stained face after this ownage and I bet he said something like "don't stand on the tracks when the train's coming through, bitch."

This kid is so weak that even his old ass grandpa owned him at football